In The AmericasEdit
If you think of a windmill, it's probably in the wild west, right? Yeah. 50% of all costs incurred during the productions of westerns comes from the licensing of windmills, and it is not uncommon to find a windmill lawyer in western states such as texas, oklahoma, and southern ontario being rich and probably jewish too. Really, though, they're a lawyer, if they're not jewish they probably don't have a job.
There is no wind in space
In The Middle EastEditAccording to The Internet, the earliest windmills were used in Persia, and they were horizontal. Because I don't know how windmills work, I can't tell you what this diagram to the left means, but I can assure you that it is, in fact, a windmill, despite that it looks different from other windmills. windmills don't discriminate
If you think about it, the heart is like a little windmill, right?
Windmills are generally believed to communicate using their mastery of the wind. Though some simple moods can be understood by the layman (a tornado means a local windmill is sorta mad, for example) it takes years of dedication and research to truly understand the nuances of windmill language, and a lifetime to become fluent. Because of this, many rural communities contain a caste of Windmill Diplomats, who dedicate their lives to healthy relations with their windmill neighbors.
Nah man just foolin windmills ain't real