Stevie Wonder (1921-) is a musical artist, well known for his hit song Supersti-wait, is? He's still alive? Holy crap. You're joking, right? That's a joke? I mean, nobody's heard about him since 1973, he's gotta be dead.
Stevie was born six weeks prematurely, so his eyes weren't fully developed and his retinas fell out or something, so he became blind. This put him in the same boat with Ray Charles, another blind African American who helped develop the genre of Soul mus-okay, so Ray Charles is dead, right? Stevie Wonder's gotta be dead too. Chuck Berry's the only other pre-rap African American musician I can think of who is still alive. Not to say that all black people should die, but, well, Marvin Gaye's dead, Louis Armstrong is too, Sam Cooke died before his best song was released, Michael Jackson just died, and The Temptations.. wait, they're still around, too? Holy crap.
Geez, I need to go to a Stevie Wonder concert, now. Anyone know if he still tours?