George Harrison, shortly after getting advice from Shiny.

Shiny, also known as Zaktius, is a mysterious and hilarious member of the Bro-Op friends squad. Shiny makes the funniest one liners, gives great advice, and has good taste in music. He is also a Jew. Mostly, though, he just worships Teddy Roosevelt, The True Badass. Currently he is in the process of spamming Jenna Rose's Twitter and will probably end up on some sort of Government list because of it. Also JennaRoseFans blocked him. Shiny also makes music under the name "The Empty Plastic Bottle Orchestra ".


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